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me:
*stays home*
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parents:
why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
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me:
*goes out*
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parents:
omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
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me:
*eats*
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parents:
you are ruining your body with that garbage
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me:
*doesn't eat something*
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parents:
we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
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me:
*exhales*
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parents:
don't give me that attitude
my childhood.
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Drake:
You calling me a liar?!
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Josh:
I ain't calling you a truther!
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Josh:
You want a mouth full of fist?!
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Drake:
You want a butt full of foot?!
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Josh:
I hope you go bald!
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Drake:
I hope they cancel Oprah!
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Josh:
*GASP* You take that back!
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